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[Voice]

...So.

What's on the newest floor?

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...you people...

Sorry, can't quite hear you. What was that?

He said Moo Steeple.

No! I said "You PEOPLE."

Are you certain?

Yes how certain are you? Completely or slightly?

On a scale of 1 to 10, what is the capital of England?

Of COURSE I'M CERTAIN, YOU IDIOTS!

Oi! There's no need to overreact!

Can't keep his temper, can he?

[Clicks his tongue.]

Shameful. Can't even make up his mind either, neither completely nor slightly certain, so indecisive. Rather a bad habit to have I must say.

What part of "I'm certain" do you not understand?!

The "certain"?

Yes.

......

Just... get out of my journal.

[hear that, Laharl? That's a raspberry being blown at you.]

Grumpy Gus. Wait, no, I'm never using that again.

Maybe.

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Oh, okay. [TOTALLY TROLLING HERE]

My my, I was unaware he herded cows in steeples though. This is quite fascinating indeed. One can learn the most FASCINATING stuff everyday!

You know, I knew someone who did that in the 17th century. Don't underestimate church cattle.

Can't be any worse than the vampire cattle.

Vampire cattle?

Oh my yes! You know how those vampires feed off blood, yes?

They say besides humans, they use animals like cows for blood. THERE MUST BE SO MANY VAMPIRE COWS AMONG US!

I know bats sometimes feed off cattle, but I can't say I've ever met vampire cows.

That's brilliant! It's like a camp horror film comedy!

Haven't met them either, though I'm sure they'd be terrible house guests anyway.

Camp Horror Film Comedy? I don't think I've heard of such a thing, do you think the vampire cows go to these camps?

Can't say. The last vampire I met was a plasmavore, and she used a bendy straw. Not a very nice thing to do.

No, Camp is... wait, what?

Plasmavore? Never heard of those, and with a bendy straw? Ooooooh, that's just very rude indeed, isn't it?

If a camp has a horror, than it would have those nasty vampire cows, right?

Quite rude.

No, no, not that kind of camp. The kind of camp I mean is an exaggerated, theatrical style. Like red alerts! [dramatic stage-whisper] They've become the running joke of the galaxy.