Vampire cattle?

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Oh my yes! You know how those vampires feed off blood, yes?

They say besides humans, they use animals like cows for blood. THERE MUST BE SO MANY VAMPIRE COWS AMONG US!

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I know bats sometimes feed off cattle, but I can't say I've ever met vampire cows.

That's brilliant! It's like a camp horror film comedy!

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Haven't met them either, though I'm sure they'd be terrible house guests anyway.

Camp Horror Film Comedy? I don't think I've heard of such a thing, do you think the vampire cows go to these camps?

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Can't say. The last vampire I met was a plasmavore, and she used a bendy straw. Not a very nice thing to do.

No, Camp is... wait, what?

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Plasmavore? Never heard of those, and with a bendy straw? Ooooooh, that's just very rude indeed, isn't it?

If a camp has a horror, than it would have those nasty vampire cows, right?

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Quite rude.

No, no, not that kind of camp. The kind of camp I mean is an exaggerated, theatrical style. Like red alerts! [dramatic stage-whisper] They've become the running joke of the galaxy.

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Ooooooh, oh yes. Yes I see.

Well that certainly sounds like something amusing to watch then!

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It is, trust me.

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Oh! You must show me sometime! I insist!

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Yep!

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