No it doesn't!
Wait... what?
No, tell moi. How does a glance say "Mid-Boss?" That doesn't make sense! Especially because it doesn't!
If you don't get it now, you'll never get it. Since apparently you've never looked at your own status screen...
What do you mean never get it?! You never even told moi why you picked that name in the first place! I appeared all throughout your journey, multiple times, and made a grand appearance near the end! I should at least qualify as a "Recurring-Boss." Obviously, you hacked it, as even my label stated "Vyers" before you mentioned that horrible name.
Hmph, you still were always in the middle. You'll always be a "Mid-Boss", Mid-Boss. I did not!
Oh? How? Then explain how that could have happened!
You're not End-Boss material. It's my game, I'm the main characters! So if I say your name is Mid-Boss, it's Mid-Boss!
I appeared at the end! Does that not qualify as being an End-Boss? I lay no claim to being a Final-Boss, but at least End-Boss would do! But... But... Damn!
No, an End-Boss is another name for a Final-Boss. You were at the end, but you didn't even fight! You just... said a bunch of weird crap. Hmhmhmhm!
No, no, no! I meant before that! The part where we fought! ...I notice that you haven't mentioned anything about the results of that poll.
That was before the Last Boss, so you were still a Mid-Boss. And anyways, you just said a load of weird crap then too. About testing me... What the hell was up with that? I don't care about that stupid poll. I don't want a damn rival!
I wasn't even in the middle! And I don't know what you're talking about. Perhaps you were hallucinating?
Hey, everything before the end is the middle. Sure you do! You said something about testing my resolve! And you wouldn't answer then what why the hell you cared.
It was the last episode of the game! That is not the middle!
Hm... no, I still think you're hallucinating. Perhaps you just heard moi say something completely different than what I said.
So? Mostly you were in the middle of the game. Gah, stop arguing damn you! You're Mid-Boss, and that's that.
No the hell I'm not! That's what you said!
I appeared throughout the game! I should at least get the title of being a main character!
That's what you heard. Auditory hallucinations can be quite tricky. |