Of course nooot, I don't make threats.

Just death sentences.

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Even better.

Now, whether you're capable of following through is another story entirely.

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Well, I'd give you some customer feedback, but due to our rate of satisfaction, I'm afraid no one's available.

Don't let that stop you though, I can even get you all a group discount.

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Oh, now I'm intrigued. What are the rates?

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As I was saying, we can squeeze you in for a consultation sometime around June next year~ or whenever damn well deem the time~
Our typical package consists of a run through all of your flunkies followed by you putting up some sort of a miserable excuse for a fight before you're cut down like some miserable cur <3 <3.

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