To whom it may concern:

[overlords_wrath]

I, Lord Laharl, have found myself somewhat impressed with the chaos the white creatures, currently attacking this city, are causing. The chaos could almost be considered demon-worthy.

However, some of these creatures met an unfortunate end when they decided to cross my path.

Do not consider this by any means an apology.

Just be aware, if more should get in my way, I will not hesitate to obliterate them.

Sincerely,

- King Laharl, Supreme Overlord of the Netherworld, Lord of Terror

Comments

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Trust me, your not missing much.

[overlords_wrath]

... Do you want to EAT or NOT?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. Gezz, no need to get drastic.

[overlords_wrath]

Someone keeps trying to piss me off, on PURPOSE.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

And someone called me an idiot I wonder who that could be...

[overlords_wrath]

Someone called me a lot of things ... Artistically Challenged, Pinky, Fat amd Empty Headed, Mook, Chicken, Kid, Junior, the Salmon, Shy... I wonder who said those ...

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I never called you fat! -I mean, 'someone' never called you fat. Half of those don't count anyway. You are pink, and young looking, and 'sama' sounds a lot like 'salmon'. Anyone could make that mistake. And, you are pretty shy around women. Sounds like this someone knows what their talking about.

[overlords_wrath]

Someone called my head fat rather. I'm not that pink. Sama sounds nothing like salmon.

And I sure as heck am not SHY around women.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Maybe the head thing was a compliment? You are pink though, and sama and salmon still sound like each other.

Alright then, your not shy around women, your just afraid. I don't think you've even let Ai touch you yet.

[overlords_wrath]

Compliment? You? ...

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Of COURSE I haven't let her touch me. Hell, you think I let my vassals touch me even? Geeez ...

I have no desire to be touched, blah.