To whom it may concern:

[overlords_wrath]

I, Lord Laharl, have found myself somewhat impressed with the chaos the white creatures, currently attacking this city, are causing. The chaos could almost be considered demon-worthy.

However, some of these creatures met an unfortunate end when they decided to cross my path.

Do not consider this by any means an apology.

Just be aware, if more should get in my way, I will not hesitate to obliterate them.

Sincerely,

- King Laharl, Supreme Overlord of the Netherworld, Lord of Terror

Comments

[atsehaske.livejournal.com]

Laharl, of the Netherworld? Never heard of you, though I am not as well acquainted with any Lord of Terror. Care to enlighten?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Trust me, your not missing much.

[overlords_wrath]

... Do you want to EAT or NOT?

[overlords_wrath]

Ignore the idiot...

That's right.

At least I'm the King of MY Netherworld. There are alternate Netherworlds of course ... but tch. I beaten Baal who tried to invade mine, and Baal was the legendary Lord of Terror. I defeated him so I got his title. Heh. Not that I needed more titles, but I'll take what I can get.

[atsehaske.livejournal.com]

Ah. Understood. We have something in common, then.

[overlords_wrath]

Oh? Do tell?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. Gezz, no need to get drastic.

[atsehaske.livejournal.com]

I am a former Lord of Hell. I've recently moved on, but it was a nice occupation while I held it. Refreshing.

[overlords_wrath]

Ahhh, I see. Mmm, must be alternate world. Seems to be common around here, tch. I became Overlord not too long ago myself. Old man got himself killed ... so I had to claim the throne, and I did.

[overlords_wrath]

Someone keeps trying to piss me off, on PURPOSE.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

And someone called me an idiot I wonder who that could be...

[overlords_wrath]

Someone called me a lot of things ... Artistically Challenged, Pinky, Fat amd Empty Headed, Mook, Chicken, Kid, Junior, the Salmon, Shy... I wonder who said those ...

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I never called you fat! -I mean, 'someone' never called you fat. Half of those don't count anyway. You are pink, and young looking, and 'sama' sounds a lot like 'salmon'. Anyone could make that mistake. And, you are pretty shy around women. Sounds like this someone knows what their talking about.

[overlords_wrath]

Someone called my head fat rather. I'm not that pink. Sama sounds nothing like salmon.

And I sure as heck am not SHY around women.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Maybe the head thing was a compliment? You are pink though, and sama and salmon still sound like each other.

Alright then, your not shy around women, your just afraid. I don't think you've even let Ai touch you yet.

[overlords_wrath]

Compliment? You? ...

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Of COURSE I haven't let her touch me. Hell, you think I let my vassals touch me even? Geeez ...

I have no desire to be touched, blah.

[notsuspicious.livejournal.com]

... Supreme Overlord of the Netherworld? Well then, it's an honor to meet you, King Laharl-sama~♥ My name is Xellos. Are you the one in charge of this city?

[aensland-love.livejournal.com]

You're so cute and adorable, haha.

[overlords_wrath]

asedtgsasaGAHHHH! Don't CALL me that! I am NOT either of those things, damnit.

[overlords_wrath]

Does this city look like the Netherworld to you?

Not that I'm not TEMPTED to conquer it ... We'll see, tch. Depends how long it takes to get out of here. Heh.

And NO typing in stupid hearts on my journal!

[notsuspicious.livejournal.com]

Oh, you never know! Appearances can be deceiving~

Would you like some help? I don't have anything else to do, really, other than gather more information, and since we seem to have a few things in common, it might be a good idea. What do you think~?

All right then, Laharl-sama, I'll stop. ^_^

[overlords_wrath]

Tch, like I'd accept help from some human!

Anyways, I don't know that it's worth conquering yet. The city's foolish blonde blue-eyed humans are so stupid ...

[notsuspicious.livejournal.com]

Appearances can be deceiving.

... Ah, so you don't think there's something wrong with them. Hmm, nevermind~ maybe my assistance will be better suited elsewhere...

[overlords_wrath]

Gee... ya think? I've dealt with humans, and they're stupid, but there's something off about these ones, that's for sure.

[notsuspicious.livejournal.com]

Some can be quite entertaining, actually! But these ones here are... missing something. Maybe they are just stupider than usual, but I'd need to do more research. And I wouldn't say the same of the visitors here at all!

[overlords_wrath]

Yeah well, whatever. I've noticed there's some unusually smart ones around... Tch, it's annoying.

[notsuspicious.livejournal.com]

Oh, but they're so fun! Isn't that why L-sama made us all anyway?

[overlords_wrath]

... L-sama?

[notsuspicious.livejournal.com]

The Lord of Nightmares, of course!

[overlords_wrath]

... Riiiiiiiiiight.

Baka.

[notsuspicious.livejournal.com]

My, my... so you haven't heard of her? That's interesting. Well, I suppose it's only fair.

[aensland-love.livejournal.com]

But you are!

[overlords_wrath]

NO I AM NOT! I'm a DEMON Overlord! Demon's are not *CUTE*!!! GUH!