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[Pretend right here there is a picture of a kitchen... old fashioned type one (like here is an oven), of course, but anyhoo... a kitchen and messy doesn't even BEGIN to describe it. It's a DISASTER. Crushed eggs on the floor. Flour and splatters of batter everywhere. Dishes and bowls stacked stupidly high in the sink. And just... words cannot truly describe this. APPARENTLY waffle making happened in this kitchen, but Laharl doesn't know that. All he knows is someone has WRECKED his MOTHER'S kitchen.]

What the HELL is THIS?!??!?!

Someone better start explaining quick, dammit!

...Don't think for a second I'm not referring to you, Timon!

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...That doesn't make this any less fail.

Noooot really. Why do you guys even let him in there?

If things ever went my way around here, he'd have been thrown out a window ages ago.

...I almost ate him on accident once.

What relevance does that even have?

What's it matter to you? You never met me before you came here.

That's my life on the line.

At least I didn't?

Yeah, then you'd of never gotten those waffles.

Actually, since you're here from before I would've eaten you, I think I still would have.

Well you're obviously feeling better.

I talked with Kiara...

I figured.

What's that supposed to mean?

Shoulda gone through with it.

Kiara would've killed me.

Woulda been worth it.

Maybe for you. He's just a little meerkat. No matter how annoying he is, eating him would so not be worth her getting that angry at me.

Everyone who lived there already didn't like me anyway, I didn't need to give them a reason to.

Tch... girls.

If it wasn't for her, I would've done something a lot more stupid than just eating Timon.

...They like getting in the way of things.

It wasn't a bad thing.

Hm... [He's kinda distracted now, remembering something... ]

Had some problems with one you liked?

...Sorta...

O-oi, not that I'm implying I like her or anything!