[Voice] [Locked from the people he usually locks from]

[overlords_wrath]

[Pretend right here there is a picture of a kitchen... old fashioned type one (like here is an oven), of course, but anyhoo... a kitchen and messy doesn't even BEGIN to describe it. It's a DISASTER. Crushed eggs on the floor. Flour and splatters of batter everywhere. Dishes and bowls stacked stupidly high in the sink. And just... words cannot truly describe this. APPARENTLY waffle making happened in this kitchen, but Laharl doesn't know that. All he knows is someone has WRECKED his MOTHER'S kitchen.]

What the HELL is THIS?!??!?!

Someone better start explaining quick, dammit!









...Don't think for a second I'm not referring to you, Timon!

Comments

[inthistyle.livejournal.com]

No need to panic, it's only a kitchen.

[Voice foreveeeeeer]

[overlords_wrath]

Obviously it's a kitchen! That's not the point, dammit!

[Also Voice foreveh and eveh X3]

[inthistyle.livejournal.com]

Well you asked for an explanation. Plainly as you can see it's a kitchen, so what's the problem?

[overlords_wrath]

...Are you blind? What ISN'T wrong with it?!

[bratinahat.livejournal.com]

Um, did someone set off a stray Aeroga spell?

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

Tch. No, the culprit managed to do THAT all by themselves.

Re: [Voice]

[bratinahat.livejournal.com]

That's.... impressive.

[Voice]

[oath-ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Wh-what happened?!

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

I don't know, but I have some theories.

[Voice]

[oath-ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

How could Timon have done that?

[Voice]

[throwtheroses.livejournal.com]

... Timon blew up your kitchen?

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

Pretty sure.

[Voice]

[throwtheroses.livejournal.com]

How.... Did he-? You know what I'm not gonna even ask.

... Mostly because this doesn't seem surprising.

[thescaronhisface]

...At least the food tasted good.

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

...That doesn't make this any less fail.

[Voice]

[thescaronhisface]

Noooot really. Why do you guys even let him in there?

[Voice]

[fangirlforlove.livejournal.com]

Th-there's batter...on the ceiling...

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

Yeah, and just about everywhere else too.

[Voice]

[fangirlforlove.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess I'll start cleaning... Have you seen my apron?

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Wow...

What happened there?

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

That's what I'm asking YOU!

[Voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Me? What would I have to do with this?

[voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

[every so often, it seems like Vyers is about to say something, but it quickly gets drowned out by choking noises of anger and horror]

[Voice]

[overlords_wrath]

Hm. There you are.

So... where the hell were you when this was going on?

[Voice]

[mysterious-moi.livejournal.com]

Do not attempt to put any blame for this catastrophe on me! I was asleep at the time.