How the hell is that a step?

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You haven't been killed yet!

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*choking sound*

Of course not! What the hell, Flonne?! It's just... a year. It's not that big a deal. I just hate that I didn't even realize...

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You didn't realize because your vassals weren't around to remind you. Now we are! And I saw we should celebrate! Don't you want your very own cake?

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Except how you were...

Uh. ...Well. I guess I couldn't really say no to cake...

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What was that? I didn't hear you.

Yay! I'll get started on it right away! It'll have so many layers, with red frosting and...oh! Bat wings!

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Nothing.

...Wait. No. No, forget it. I don't want cake.

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Ehh!? B-but...you have to have a cake! I'm going to make one, Laharl-san, and you'll just have to be happy!

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So you can poison me?! How will THAT make me happy?!

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P-poison...

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Why would I do that!?

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Because that's what your cooking is!

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[gasp]

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...oh.

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Oh, come on. You should know that by now.

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But...no one's ever told me that before...

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Wha-? Seriously?

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What the hell do you last remember before coming here, anyways?

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We were in Heaven. Thanks to you, I was able to be reincarnated into a Fallen Angel. Lamington-sama told us everything he'd planned for.

We were on our way home to the Netherworld when I found myself here instead...don't you remember? I told you this when you came to pick me up at the gate!

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...R-right. I knew that. I just... forgot, alright? I was distracted...

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.....F-Flonne.

Oi. Look. T-That's not what I meant. I was distracted when we were at the gate.

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...I'm going to make a cake, Laharl-san...

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And it will be the best cake ever and you won't get to have any!

[and with that, her journal is clicked off]

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