Overlord Laharl (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
overlords_wrath) wrote2011-07-03 10:47 pm
overlords_wrath) wrote2011-07-03 10:47 pm
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...So.
What's on the newest floor?
What's on the newest floor?
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Oh my yes! You know how those vampires feed off blood, yes?
They say besides humans, they use animals like cows for blood. THERE MUST BE SO MANY VAMPIRE COWS AMONG US!
They say besides humans, they use animals like cows for blood. THERE MUST BE SO MANY VAMPIRE COWS AMONG US!
I know bats sometimes feed off cattle, but I can't say I've ever met vampire cows.
That's brilliant! It's like a camp horror film comedy!
That's brilliant! It's like a camp horror film comedy!
Haven't met them either, though I'm sure they'd be terrible house guests anyway.
Camp Horror Film Comedy? I don't think I've heard of such a thing, do you think the vampire cows go to these camps?
Camp Horror Film Comedy? I don't think I've heard of such a thing, do you think the vampire cows go to these camps?
You really don't know about this floor, do you?
[hear that, Laharl? That's a raspberry being blown at you.]
Grumpy Gus. Wait, no, I'm never using that again.
Maybe.
Grumpy Gus. Wait, no, I'm never using that again.
Maybe.
I did have to post ASKING about it. No, I don't know. I haven't been paying attention. I've been busy.
Can't say. The last vampire I met was a plasmavore, and she used a bendy straw. Not a very nice thing to do.
No, Camp is... wait, what?
No, Camp is... wait, what?
Plasmavore? Never heard of those, and with a bendy straw? Ooooooh, that's just very rude indeed, isn't it?
If a camp has a horror, than it would have those nasty vampire cows, right?
If a camp has a horror, than it would have those nasty vampire cows, right?
No no no, you are quite right Doctor. He is a Grumpy Gus.
And-Wait-WE'RE IN A JOURNAL?!!
And-Wait-WE'RE IN A JOURNAL?!!
Quite rude.
No, no, not that kind of camp. The kind of camp I mean is an exaggerated, theatrical style. Like red alerts! [dramatic stage-whisper] They've become the running joke of the galaxy.
No, no, not that kind of camp. The kind of camp I mean is an exaggerated, theatrical style. Like red alerts! [dramatic stage-whisper] They've become the running joke of the galaxy.
Ooooooh, oh yes. Yes I see.
Well that certainly sounds like something amusing to watch then!
Well that certainly sounds like something amusing to watch then!
He told us to get out of his journal!! How can we get out of a journal?! We must be in the journal first!
But I do not recall getting inside his journal before!
But I do not recall getting inside his journal before!
I think he meant it figuratively, not literally.
Busy? Busy with what? Sounds like you've just been lazy to me.
Well he should have just said so in the first place!
My my, how very rude indeed.
My my, how very rude indeed.
Oh! You must show me sometime! I insist!
Busy... keeping an eye on certain people.
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