Well then... dammit.

[overlords_wrath]

Ugh, I just realized I've been here at least a year now. Which, apart from being here WAY too damn long, also means I missed my birthday. Entirely.

Just another reason to hate this place, geez.

I guess that makes me 1314 now...

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[divine_storm]

13... 1314?

You're kidding, right?

[overlords_wrath]

No? Why would I be?

[divine_storm]

Come on, there's no way you can be that old. You're just a little kid! Right?

[overlords_wrath]

Of course I can be that old. It's normal for a demon. And no, I'm not a little kid.

[divine_storm]

Shouldn't you look all old and crusty at that age?

And hey, how should I know how you demons age? Especially since it doesn't make any sense.

[overlords_wrath]

No, of course not. I'm still young for a demon.

It makes perfect sense. You're the ones with weirdly short lives.

[divine_storm]

... THAT'S still young? Just... how old are you planning to live?!?

It's not weird, it's... perfectly normal, yeah! I mean, sure living longer would be nice but at least it won't get boring?

[overlords_wrath]

As long as I can, obviously! Definitely over 10,000 if I have anything to say about it.

No. Not at all. How do you do everything you ever want to in a hundred?

[divine_storm]

... 10 000?!? That's... that's even bigger then the current year-- just... Maybe next time I kick a demon lord's butt, I should ask how old he is first.

Okay, I'll give you that point, but a thousand? Don't you just run out of things to do?

[overlords_wrath]

Yeah, maybe you should.

Didn't I already answer that?

[divine_storm]

That should go well... great, now I'm going to have a bunch of demons think I'm crazy before I punch them.

You said a hundred~ I said a thousand.

[overlords_wrath]

You asked if it would be boring. I said no. Pretty much the same thing.

[divine_storm]

... so, for curiosity's sake.

What DO you do after thousand of years alive?

[overlords_wrath]

You keep on living. Geez, stop with the stupid questions already.

[divine_storm]

It's not stupid yeesh! This is why I can't stand demons, urgh!

... Just... is this the same for all demons, or just you?

[overlords_wrath]

And this is why I can't stand most humans, so I guess that makes us even.

Most demons, unless they're really weak or something.